Friend: Hi!
Me: Hey
Friend: Really great texting
Me: Yup. I have unlimited texting feature called wifi.
Friend: I have no money on my phone, why should I do?
Me: Huh, well, you're a jerk.
Friend: Hooraay!
Me: Yaaay!
Friend: :-|
Me: Blah
Friend: What?
Me: Blah blah blah
Friend: Ho ho ho
Me: Hey hey hey
Friend: I don't know what to answer.
Me: D'ya know what's that? That's a texting between two very clever persons.